Yeah. *throws up hands* Another part. What can I say... lame, just begets lame, I guess...

Bomb Squad Part 3

'Oh God, Heero... I thought Rodney was going to bust a gut laughing when I told him if Wufei was around he had to answer to 'Tank'! I can't believe he's buying all this!'

'And I can't believe how much your team indulges your twisted sense of humor.'

'Hey there, Mr. 'C4', you're as guilty as I am, here!'

'We never decided between C4 and that other one, but it's not my fault... you led me astray.'

'And you love it. Now what do you think the odds are that I can sweet talk Une into answering to... what would you call Une?'

'Personally, I call her Commander, but I assume you mean something a bit more... explosive?'

'Heero! Was that a pun? I'm so proud! But yeah... I'm running out of available demolition type words, here. Dynamite is just too long.'

'I thought you got the front desk receptionist to answer to that anyway?'

'Oh right... damn; I'm losing track. How about Flash?'

'That's just stretching it.'

'Well, do you have a better... hush... speak of the devil; here comes Wufei.'

'There you are, Maxwell; I've got something to say to you!'

'Uh-oh...'

'It's about these unofficial code-names that you've been dispensing all over the place.'

'Now, Wufei, let's not get upset over...'

'Let me finish! It has come to my attention that I am the only person working in this building who has not earned one of these names.'

'I'm really... Uh... what?'

'I want to know just why I have been singled out like this?'

'But...'

'Don't make excuses, Maxwell! It's obvious that I've been found lacking in some manner in your eyes, since this whole system has your signature 'style' all over it.'

'No, Wufei, it's not like that at all! I... uh...'

'That after all these years you find me unworthy in some way, pains me a great deal. I had thought we were friends.'

'Unworthy? That's not exactly what I would call it, but...'

'That's all I have to say on the matter, Maxwell; good day.'

'...'

'...'

'Well, damn.'

'He does look pretty pissed at you.'

'Me? Why just at me? I wasn't exactly in this alone, C4!'

'Yeah, but you were our ring leader, Nitro.'

'How quickly they turn.'

'So what are you going to do now?'

'What else? Where's your thesaurus?'

'You realize that if you give him a name, we're all actually going to have to use these stupid things, don't you?'

'As pissed as he was thinking he was just being left out, you think I'm going to tell him that he was being played by the whole damn organization?'

'Good point.'

'So, what do you think of TNT?'

OWARI

 

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