The final (and lamest) in the silly Bomb Squad series... I would be wittier here, but the internet has been up and down like a yo-yo (more down than up) so I'll post this while I have a connection, and worry about replies later!
Bomb Squad Part 4
'Why Chang Wufei, as I live and breathe, are you joining me for lunch?'
'Since we had a date, woman, you don't need to act so surprised.'
'The surprise is the fact that you remembered.'
'How could I forget such a lovely lady?'
'Oh, isn't somebody just feeling quite smug and superior! I take it things went well?'
'Things went delightfully well.'
'You may say thank you now.'
'Thank you, my dear Napalm.'
'And now you may buy me lunch.'
'Since that was the deal, I suppose it could be arranged.'
'Half the deal, Chang. Now I want the juicy details!'
'You are an insufferable gossip, you know that?'
'I will only be listening to the juicy details; you will be telling them, which makes you the insufferable gossip.'
'And rather cold-hearted too... turning on your former allies like that.'
'I was more like a hired mercenary, and Duo forgot he owned me lunch. When you buy your allies, you must understand that mercenaries go to the highest bidder.'
'Do I have to worry about you turning out to be a double-agent?'
'Guess you're just going to have to make sure my loyalties stay bought.'
'Dinner?'
'Actually, the Cirque du Soleil is in town next month and I'd love to go see the show.'
'This could get expensive.'
'I suppose that depends on how long you intend to drag this joke out.'
'Only long enough to hear the two of them growling those names at each other through gritted teeth.'
'You are an evil man, Wufei.'
'Well, that explains why I am dating an evil woman.'
OWARI
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