Bomb Squad Part 2
'Wufei? Did you come down just to see little ol' me?'
'Don't flatter yourself, woman. I need something for a headache.'
'Now is that any way to ask your girl-friend for a favor?'
'I'm not asking for a favor, I'm asking for an aspirin.'
'The favor part comes in where I don't make you submit to a battery of tests and strip for a physical.'
'You wouldn't!'
'I might, but you know what to say, now don't you?'
'Please?'
'You can do better than that...'
'Damn it, I just spent five minutes arguing with Maxwell over decorum and professionalism in the work place, and my head is about to explode!'
'Only five minutes and you have a headache? You're slipping. And why does that sound like an unlikely conversation?'
'He was exhibiting the lack there-of, and I was explaining...'
'Ah.'
'Ah, what?'
'I understand the headache now. So getting back on track here... you know what it's gonna take...'
'Grbmmutgghp.'
'What was that?'
'Please, buttercup, may I have an aspirin? Or three.'
'Now that wasn't so hard, was it? I just love it when you're all romantic!'
'Enforced terms of endearment are hardly what I would call romantic, you evil woman!'
'Tsk. And you were doing so well. Should I call my assistant in to help you get ready for your weigh in and...hold on, that's my phone. Napalm here.'
'Oh for the love of God...'
'Quiet, Wufei, I'm trying to hear. Go ahead, Nitro... Yeah, sure. No...no problem. See you when you get back, and tell Tank I said hi. Bye.'
'You too? Has the whole world lost any sense of... of... dignity? Why in the hell are you using one of those asinine nick-names of Maxwell's?!'
'Hey! I happen to like it! Nitro's team gave it to me last year when I helped deliver Tank and his wife's baby! They made me an honorary... Wufei? Wufei, where are you going?'
'...'
'Wufei? Was it something I said?'
OWARI
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