Author: Sami-pi
Pairing: established 1x2x1 and 3x4x3
Rating: R (for many many bad words)
Warnings: maybe a little OOC dialogue style for heero
Timeline: post EW, Quatre's CEO of WEI, Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Wufei are all Preventers, and they're all around 30ish.
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing, its characters and its trappings, belong to Bandai, Sotsu, and... I was sure there was someone else in there... sorry! ^^;;; Anyway, this fic is not for profit, just for fun.
Note: i'm sorry, i was feeling quite lazy today and i decided to experiment with the "no speaker attribution style". i'm sure it's absolutely confusing...but i was trying to go for a stichomythia type of thing...just...with...more players. ^^;;; so... yeah. ^^;;;
12:07
"Hey baby, lookit you. Don't I have the prettiest boyfriend in the world."
"Shut it, Yuy, or you're going to have the most celibate boyfriend in the world."
"Oo, he's testy today, you better watch it, Yuy!"
"And I'll have no comments from the peanut gallery either!"
"Just get back from testifying in court, Agent Maxwell?"
"We're on break. The trial's running long."
"You came all the way back to HQ for lunch at our cafeteria?"
"Aw, Cheryl, you know he just wanted to show off his dress uniform."
"Bite my ass, McAdam!"
"You know you like those shiny buttons and sparkly pins. I'm surprised you didn't tie one of those lovely ribbons in your hair."
"Jealous because you don't have any commendations, yourself, Aimoto?"
"C'mon, Yuy. That's low."
"Then don't make fun of my baby."
"YUY!"
"My pretty, pretty baby boy; all dressed up in his tight little, body-hugging uniform."
"I'm warning you, Heero..."
"If you're going to jump him, Yuy, there's a broom closet just outside the canteen. No one wants a free peepshow with lunch."
"I might."
"Shut up, Cheryl."
"Don't be hater just because no one wants to see you naked, McAdam."
"Hey! My wife's got nothing to complain about. You see that gorgeous smile on her face every morning--"
"Yeah, and you should thank me for it."
"Fuck off, Maxwell. Don't even joke about that."
"Oo, hit a nerve."
"Because you're boning Mrs. McAdam...or because Mr. McAdam wants in on some of that action?"
"Fuck you, Aimoto."
"Uh, thanks for the offer, but I'd rather not."
"What, I'm not your type?"
"Clearly not. I have a girlfriend, y'know."
"Yeah, I've seen your girlfriend. I'd rather do Maxwell."
"Oops. Now you've done it. Yuy's gonna blow."
"Blow who?"
"You're such a perv, Cheryl."
"I try, Aimoto. I really do. But I have to agree with McAdam on this one. Maxwell's prettier than your girl."
"Yeah, I know."
"Should we cool it before Yuy kills us all?"
"Maybe, but--hey, where'd they go?"
"So, Duo, why did you come back to HQ?"
"To show off the new dress uniform, of course. It makes my ass look fucking spectacular. Now where was that broom closet, I've only got forty minutes left..."
OWARI
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