Author: Raging Kitsune
Pairing: 1x2
Rating: PG-13
Warning: foul language, vague innuendo
Disclaimer: I don't own GW.
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Idle Chatter
HeeroYuy01: Hi.
HeeroSucks197: Hey. What's up?
HeeroYuy01: I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to be here for another 2 weeks.
HeeroSucks197: !!!!
HeeroSucks197: TWO WEEKS?!
HeeroSucks197: You've already been gone over a month : ( : ( : (
HeeroYuy01: There's nothing I can do about it.
HeeroSucks197: You know, if I was there this stupid mission would long since be done.
HeeroSucks197: Heero?
HeeroSucks197: Are you there?
HeeroSucks197: ...
HeeroSucks197: Are you peeing?
HeeroSucks197: Making a sandwich?
HeeroSucks197: Was there a knock on the door and when you opened it there stood a voluptuous woman from the wrong side of the tracks pleading with you to protect her from some sort of evil mastermind?
HeeroSucks197: Did Ed McMahon show up at your door with a giant cardboard check informing you that you just won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes?
HeeroSucks197: Is your hotel room burning down?
HeeroSucks197: ...
HeeroSucks197: Heero?
HeeroYuy01: I'm here.
HeeroSucks197: Then why didn't you say something in the first place?
HeeroYuy01: I wanted to see how long you could go on for.
HeeroSucks197: Well it's not nice when you don't answer someone while you're staying on a hostile colony and could be attacked by terrorists at any second.
HeeroSucks197: I worry.
HeeroYuy01: Sorry.
HeeroSucks197: S'okay.
HeeroSucks197: I wish this mission would hurry up and be over.
HeeroYuy01: I can't help but sense some sort of ulterior motive to your constant badgering of me to come home.
HeeroSucks197: What, can't a guy just miss his partner?
HeeroSucks197: And, you know, besides that, UNE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.
HeeroSucks197: Every five seconds she's in here with more paperwork.
HeeroSucks197: "Oh, you know, since you're not in space saving the world with Yuy, why don't you do your part and do 500 years worth of paperwork."
HeeroSucks197: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
HeeroYuy01: You *do* hate paperwork.
HeeroSucks197: I HATE PAPERWORK.
HeeroSucks197: Also, another important use for Heero Yuy?
HeeroSucks197: You know how you glare at anyone who comes into our office?
HeeroSucks197: I never realized how useful that was.
HeeroSucks197: People are just coming in to bother me at all times as I diligently attempt to put a dent in the neverending pile of paperwork that Une has so kindly supplied me with.
HeeroSucks197: No, I do not feel like discussing last night's game and no I do not care that tomorrow's weather is going to be slightly breezy with a chance of clouds.
HeeroSucks197: Why does everyone assume that I want to chat when I have a million work things to do?
HeeroSucks197: And no witty comments about me never shutting up or whatever it is that I sense you steadily typing.
HeeroYuy01: Me?
HeeroSucks197: Yeah, you.
HeeroYuy01: I would never inference that Duo Maxwell is a blabbering chatterbox who always talks my ear off as I am trying to get important work done.
HeeroSucks197: : P
HeeroSucks197: Is it really going to take another two weeks?
HeeroYuy01: Yeah.
HeeroYuy01: How are you doing? How's your leg?
HeeroSucks197: It's almost healed. Sally said I can get the cast of in a month.
HeeroYuy01: Your ribs and everything have healed up?
HeeroSucks197: Yep.
HeeroYuy01: Sitting in the office all day isn't aggravating your injuries?
HeeroSucks197: No, mother, it is not.
HeeroSucks197: I'm fine.
HeeroYuy01: I still think you should take some more time off.
HeeroSucks197: ...
HeeroYuy01: Duo.
HeeroSucks197: Don't type my name in that tone of voice.
HeeroYuy01: *Tone of voice*? I wasn't aware that one could type in a certain tone of voice.
HeeroSucks197: You did it again! There's really no need for the attitude, Mr. Yuy.
HeeroYuy01: Who's giving who an attitude, Mr. Maxwell?
HeeroSucks197: Sorry, Your Magnificence.
HeeroSucks197: Heero?
HeeroYuy01: Yeah?
HeeroSucks197: I miss you.
HeeroSucks197: What, no response to that?
HeeroYuy01: I'm trying to figure out if you're being sincere.
HeeroSucks197: Fuck you.
HeeroYuy01: I miss you, too.
HeeroSucks197: Talk to you later?
HeeroYuy01: Yeah.
HeeroSucks197: Peace out, bitch.
HeeroYuy01: Bye, Duo.
~*~
HeeroSucks197: Do you have a hammer in your desk?
HeeroYuy01: Yes.
HeeroYuy01: Why?
HeeroSucks197: Can I borrow it.
HeeroYuy01: Yes.
HeeroYuy01: Why?
HeeroSucks197: I need it.
HeeroYuy01: Why?
HeeroSucks197: Can't a guy just need to borrow a hammer?
HeeroYuy01: Why?
HeeroSucks197: I broke something.
HeeroYuy01: What did you break?
HeeroSucks197: You see, that's why I need to hammer. So I can fix what I broke and you will never know that it happened.
HeeroYuy01: But you just told me.
HeeroSucks197: Because YOU KEPT ASKING.
HeeroYuy01: You know, you could have just gone through my desk and taken the hammer without me ever knowing.
HeeroSucks197: First off, you would know.
HeeroYuy01: How would I know?
HeeroSucks197: You *always* know.
HeeroSucks197: And second off, I'm not just going to go through your stuff without asking.
HeeroYuy01: I don't mind if you do.
HeeroSucks197: Heero Anal Yuy doesn't care if I rifle through his personal belongings?
HeeroSucks197: WOW.
HeeroYuy01: I trust you.
HeeroSucks197: Heero, I'm honored.
HeeroYuy01: Are you ever going to change your screenname?
HeeroSucks197: Pft.
HeeroSucks197: Why would I?
HeeroSucks197: This screenname is fantastic.
HeeroYuy01: Are you really still that mad?
HeeroYuy01: Because I can't help but think that you don't even remember why you made the name in the first place.
HeeroSucks197: Of course I remember!
HeeroSucks197: How could I ever forget the wrong that you oh so wronged me with?
HeeroYuy01: Then what was it?
HeeroYuy01: Well?
HeeroYuy01: Well?
HeeroSucks197: An elephant never forgets.
HeeroYuy01: ...
HeeroSucks197: Oh, it seems I have located your hammer and must set out on my arduous task of hammering.
HeeroSucks197: Talk to you later : )
HeeroSucks197 has signed off
HeeroYuy01: Bye.
~*~
HeeroSucks197: Hey.
HeeroSucks197: How's stuff going?
HeeroYuy01: We've got the evidence we need for the arrest.
HeeroYuy01: I expect to be home within the week.
HeeroSucks197: About time.
HeeroSucks197: You have to sign my cast.
HeeroSucks197: Heero?
HeeroSucks197: Is there any particular reason that you also act weird whenever I bring up my injuries?
HeeroYuy01: I want you to quit the Preventers.
HeeroSucks197: are you fuccking kidding med?!l1
HeeroSucks197: Sorry, do you want to run that by me again?
HeeroYuy01: Duo, you almost died.
HeeroSucks197: This from you. Mr. I try to commit suicidej ion a daily fucking basxis=,
HeeroYuy01: Duo. You almost died.
HeeroSucks197: Yeah, but I didn't.
HeeroSucks197: Where do you get off telling me what to do?
HeeroYuy01: We'll talk about this when I get back.
HeeroSucks197: No, we'll talk about this now.
HeeroYuy01: You don't understand.
HeeroSucks197: What don't I understand?
HeeroSucks197: Heero.
HeeroSucks197: You know what, fuck this, I'm calling you.
"Hello?"
"Start talking. Now."
"What do you want me to say?"
"Explain to me why after years of being partners you suddenly want to kick me to the curb?"
"You don't understand."
"Clearly."
"Maxwell."
"Yuy."
"You don't understand."
"You said that already."
"You almost died."
"Goes with the job."
"I will not let you needlessly risk your life again."
"Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Heero, I'll do whatever the fuck I want to do. Getting my ass beat by some lowlife criminals isn't going to make me quit my job. They're not gonna scare me away."
"You don't understand."
"Christ, Heero. Why can't you express yourself. In words. WORDS."
"I DON'T KNOW."
"DON'T YELL AT ME."
"Damnit, why can't you just shut up and listen?!"
"Listen to what? Listen to you say the same things over and over without ever saying anything at all?"
"You're not listening."
"HOW AM I NOT LISTENING?!"
"..."
"Are you crying?"
"..."
"Heero?"
"I'm going now."
Click.
HeeroSucks197: Heero?
HeeroYuy01 has signed off
~*~
HeeroSucks197: Hi.
HeeroYuy01: Hi.
HeeroSucks197: You're home?
HeeroYuy01: Yeah.
HeeroSucks197: Everything went okay?
HeeroYuy01: Yeah.
HeeroSucks197: You coming to work tomorrow?
HeeroYuy01: Yeah.
HeeroSucks197: Can we talk?
HeeroSucks197: Heero?
HeeroYuy01: I love you.
HeeroYuy01 has signed off
"This is Yuy. Leave a message."
Beep
"You can't just say something like that and then not pick up your phone. Call me back."
~*~
HeeroSucks197: You ignored me at work today.
HeeroSucks197: We share an office.
HeeroSucks197: You were 2 ft away from me.
HeeroSucks197: It was rather awkward.
HeeroSucks197: Heero?
HeeroSucks197: I'll even change my screenname if you talk to me.
HeeroYuy01: No need for bribery.
HeeroSucks197: Hi.
HeeroYuy01: Hi.
HeeroSucks197: You didn't sign my cast.
HeeroYuy01: Sorry.
HeeroSucks197: It's okay, you can do it tomorrow.
HeeroYuy01: I watched them hold a gun to your head.
HeeroSucks197: Um?
HeeroYuy01: I was scared.
HeeroYuy01: I don't know how to explain it.
HeeroYuy01: I don't know what else to say.
HeeroSucks197: Say that thing you said before you oh so rudely signed off yesterday?
HeeroYuy01: ?
HeeroSucks197: Three words?
HeeroSucks197: You know, you can't just say something like that and then pretend it never happened.
HeeroYuy01: It doesn't count. It was over the internet.
HeeroSucks197: So when I say, "I love you, too, you idiot" it doesn't count because it's on the internet.
HeeroYuy01: Um. Yes?
HeeroSucks197: Oh, too bad.
HeeroYuy01: Are you serious?
HeeroSucks197: Are you?
HeeroYuy01: I don't know.
HeeroSucks197: I know we do the whole joke around flirt thing all the time, but to be quite honest with you I'm usually not joking.
HeeroSucks197: You can be a complete and utter insensitive asshole, but you're my best friend and you mean more to me than anything else. And I can't help but think that that's what love is.
HeeroSucks197: Also, you work out. And you have a nice ass.
HeeroYuy01: I do, don't I?
HeeroYuy01: I wish I could say something worth saying.
HeeroSucks197: We could keep talking about your magnificent ass?
HeeroYuy01: Duo, I really do love you.
HeeroSucks197: That should sound weird, but it doesn't.
HeeroSucks197: It sounds natural.
HeeroSucks197: It sounds right.
HeeroYuy01: So what do we do now?
HeeroSucks197: You said it doesn't count if we say it over the internet.
HeeroYuy01: ?
HeeroSucks197: I'll be at your place in 5 minutes. I'll make it count this time.
HeeroYuy01: ?
HeeroSucks197: I love you too, you idiot.
HeeroSucks197 has signed off
~*~
HeeroSucksAllNightLong: Hi >)
HeeroYuy01: That name is misleading.
HeeroSucksAllNightLong: Hm, yeah, I guess it's more of a bit of wishful thinking.
HeeroSucksAllNightLong: Perhaps we could try that at a later date?
HeeroYuy01: I liked your other screenname better.
HeeroSucksAllNightLong: Tough. I think I'll now IM every person you know to make sure they know about my new name.
HeeroYuy01: You're an ass.
HeeroSucksAllNightLong: Love you, too : )
HeeroYuy01: I have work to do.
HeeroSucksAllNightLong: Okay, I'll talk to you later.
HeeroYuy01: Bye.
HeeroSucksAllNightLong: Bye.
HeeroYuy01: I love you.
HeeroSucksAllNightLong: I love you, too.
OWARI