Author: Sunhawk

Pairing: pairings mostly implied... 1x2, 5xS

Warnings: Yaoi, AU, more of my dork humor, children!!!

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I don't own GW.

I'm working on Ion... I really, really am. I swear. *holds hands out to show that fingers aren't crossed* Not a huge amount written yet, but at this stage every little bit of forward movement is progress.
I am not planning on abandoning it.
I do work on it as much as possible.
I can't say when it will be done; wish I could.
The arc has become ten times the beast I ever intended, and while there are days that the pressure from it all leaves me thinking about screaming into the night, I want to say this...
I really appreciate what you guys have invested in the darn thing. I realize that the sheer size of it means that anybody who is following it has put a large junk of their time in on it. And while that carries its own bit of pressure... Oh my God! I can't live uuuuuuuup to this!! I plan on doing my best to come through with my part of the bargain.
(And no, nobody has attacked me or anything, but sometimes I feel like this is the elephant in the middle of my living room that everybody is dying to ask about... so I thought I'd just admit it. Yep; it's an elephant. ^_____^)

Aaaaaanyway, I took five minutes away from Ion the other day and scribbled down a bit of dialogue ficlet, just so I'd have something to post and wouldn't feel so lame.
Except... this is lame. :D
More of my dork humor, pairings mostly implied... 1x2, 5xS
Hope it's not too hard to follow...

Just Another Saturday Night

'Oh man, Heero... I'm so sorry.'

'Duo, it's all right...'

'No it's not, I promised I'd be here with you, and I blew it.'

'You didn't blow it. Everything is...'

'No, damn it! Don't pretend I didn't screw up. I lost control and there's just no excuse.'

'You've been right here with me the whole time. You have not let me down, you have not blown it, you have not screwed up. In fact...'

'Don't try to tell me I didn't just lose my temper in there.'

'Well, I suppose I can't deny that you weren't... a little tense.'

'Tense. That's a polite way of saying I blew my top.'

'Duo, calm down...'

'It's a little late for that now, isn't it?'

'Will you just hush a minute? Somebody wants to say something to you.'

'What?'

'Unca Duo, I made this for you.'

'And what else do you want to say to Uncle Duo, Chang Mei?'

'Uh... I love you Unca Duo?'

'Mei...'

'Uhm... I'm sorry I broke the lamp and I won't use your practice staff to play dragon slayer in the house ever again?'

'That's better, now go on back inside.'

'So... who the hell was that, and what did you do with the real Chang off-spring?'

'That was just a contrite Chang off-spring.'

'So... yelling actually worked out ok?'

'Quite well, actually. She's been watching television and coloring quietly since you threatened to sell her to the gypsies.'

'God... I didn't!'

'You did. Now come here.'

'Heero?'

'Yeah?'

'Promise me we won't ever even think about having children.'

'It would be a little bit difficult unless one of us...'

'Don't even joke.'

'Sorry. No... no children. Ever.'

'And Wufei and Sally will be here before midnight?'

'Wufei swore.'

'Ok. I... think I can manage another hour.'

'I know you can; but we really better get back in...'

'What was that?'

'I... I'm not sure I want to know.'

'It sounded... kind of liquidy...'

'Chang Mei Po! What was that noise, young lady?!'

'I dunno, Unca Heero! And I dunno know why the dog is all covered in jelly either!'

'Oh God...'

'An hour, Heero... we can do this for another hour...'

'I'm gonna...'

'No you're not. Now let's go assess the damage.'

'As long as you've got my back.'

'Absolutely. Of course, that means you have to go first...'

'I hate you.'

'Hey, if you'd have gone along with my Mongolia flu story when Wufei called, we wouldn't be in this mess.'

OWARI

 

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