Author: Sunhawk

Pairing: 1x2

Rating: PG

Warnings: Humor, dialogue fic

Disclaimer: I don't own GW.

Momentum

Heero, we need to talk!

Well, good afternoon to you too Quatre. Nice to see you.

Oh... uh... sorry. Yes, good afternoon.

And I'm fine, thanks for asking. And yourself?

Fine... fine... uh...

Why yes, it is a lovely day...

Damn it, Yuy! You've botched my momentum!

You need conversational momentum?

On some subjects, yes!

And that subject would be?

Arrgh! This is not at all how this was supposed to go.

I assume I was supposed to be rendered speechless by your entrance?

Well no... you were supposed to just be sort of thrown off guard a little.

How about you just tell me what my line was supposed to be, and we can get this ball rolling again?

Smart ass. You're not helping.

So the wrong party was... how'd you put that? Thrown off guard?

I hate you.

Pick it up from 'we need to talk'.

We do! This situation is just unacceptable! I can't remain silent anymore!

Knew you could do it.

You are an adult, for crying out loud! Not some awkward teenage kid anymore!

I like to think so...

You should be perfectly capable of dealing with your feelings!

I thought I was dealing pretty well. I haven't smacked you yet...

It is so painfully obvious how you feel about Duo! It's time you acted on those feelings!

Duo?

Yes, Duo! Your best friend? The guy you practically salivate over whenever he's in the same room? It's insane that two perfectly healthy men can't get their acts together and just tell each other how they feel!

Winner, you're making a couple of big assumptions here...

Hello? Space heart, here? Empathetic abilities?

That would not be the assumption I was talking about...

Oh for Allah's sake! Stop denying it, Heero! I know! You can't hide it from me!

Quatre...

I thought I could get through to you if not Duo! You're the sensible one! What the hell happened to 'follow your feelings', huh?

Wait... you talked to Duo?

Yes! Or... I tried! He won't listen to a thing I say! He was practically rolling on the floor laughing at me when I finally gave up and came here!

Oh... I'll bet he was...

Insufferable, pig-headed... men!

Quatre...

Both of you! Stubborn and blind and... and... pig-headed!

Quatre...

How many years are you going to waste? How long are you two going to go on dancing around...

Quatre!

What?!

We've been living together for over six months!

I know! Room mates even, and you still can't... wait. What do you mean 'living together'?

I believe they call it... living in sin.

What? Oh. Oh! Living together. I... see.

You see why Duo found your ideas so amusing?

Uh... oh! Look at the time! Meeting Trowa for lunch... gotta run!

Dining out on a little crow, are we?

Shut up, Yuy...

Duo and I could join you, if you like?

I'm never going to hear the end of this, am I?

Not in a million years.

I hate you both.

OWARI

 

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