Author: Sunhawk
Pairings: 1x2, 5xS
Rating: PG
Warnings: Humor, dialogue fic
Disclaimer: Standard disclaimers apply.
It's really a good thing there are only twelve months in a year, because these things get lamer every month. (Oh yeah, I'm so quitting this after I've done one for each month! Uh... assuming I make it to twelve to begin with.) >_>
In case you haven't guessed already, this would be yet another dorky little dialogue fic. Don't feel bad if you don't get a huge laugh out of it, just smile politely and try to wait until you're out of ear-shot to shake your head and mutter about my strange sense of humor, ok? ^o^
Pretty standard warnings... 1x2, 5xS and dumb. Uh... standard for me, anyway.
Happy un-birthday all you June young-uns, you! Have some pizza and Dew... we're serving the cake when the pizza is gone. ^_______^
Hostage Situation
*brrrring*
Yuy here.
Excuse me?
Oh... sorry. Watchman here.
Nightwind here, I'm at the location.
Roger that.
Arrange backup if you don't hear from me in ten. From my mark. Mark.
Mark. Watch yourself.
Roger. Going in. Nightwind out.
*brrrring*
Y... Watchman.
I've retrieved the ransom note and am about to make contact.
Need backup?
Negative. Maintain radio silence... I'm about to connect.
...
Target has been retrieved. I repeat... the target is in my hands.
Good job, rendezvous as directed.
Roger. See you in fifteen. Nightwind out.
Watchman out.
Heero? What in the hell was that all about? I thought Duo was going to the post office?
He did, Sally; they had our package from Quatre 'hostage'.
Hostage?
Duo likes to make boring errands more... interesting.
Interesting? That's not quite the terminology I would have used.
He makes his own entertainment is all.
Duo is a very... unconventional person, isn't he Heero?
You should try going grocery shopping with him.
Funny, shopping wasn't exactly what I was wondering about...
Don't go there, Po.
Leave a girl her fantasies, Yuy.
That... is creepy.
Not my fault you are cohabitating with such an unconventional guy. It just makes one wonder about... things.
Kindly keep your wonderings away from my love life.
So now it's love?
You're fishing.
And you're not indulging my rampant curiosity.
How about you explain why Chang grins like a cat in cream every time we pass the Victoria's Secret store in the mall first?
Uh... I... uh... aren't you late for lunch, Yuy?
I'll tell Nightwind you said hi.
OWARI
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