Author: Precious L. the Spacepirate
Rating: G [O.O oh my]
Warnings: [looks above at rating] Not even
Archive: Bob Did It.... Anyone else ask please.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, wish I could but it ain't happening. Please don't sue me I'm an unemployed artist. In other words I own nothing except my art and its not worth anything until I'm dead.
Author's Note: I want to go on record that I am NOT making fun of Wufei. Besides I've decided to dedicate the story to the wonderous Bata reader and my co-partner at BDI dafi-chan. As Wufei is her favorite. Enjoy ya'll and feed back is always welcome and craved.
Grumpy Wufei
One day, grumpy Wufei went walking through the forest. And why was grumpy wufei walking through the forest, you ask. Because his freakin' gundam had been shot at a butt load of times and had to land before he went boom. That's why! Is that a good enough reason for you? Because I think it's a great reason. Anywho, Wufei was tromping through the forest having a really shitty day, pardon my French, and he tripped. Not because he's clumsy, no not this fine warrior but because he had a nasty gash on his leg and the blood lost was making him a little bit light headed. So he tripped and fell over a really big tree root.
"Gah!" Wufei growled out, because we like Wufei and Wufei does not scream like a girl, he's a manly man. "Just my luck."
Grumpy Wufei sat heavily on a root to take stock of his wound. Yes it was a very shitty day. First his gundam was shot up badly then he cut a nasty gash in his leg trying to get out of said gundam and now he had tripped and yes he admitted he'd wounded his pride a bit. At that moment Wufei would have loved to be sitting in a hot bath to ease his poor muscles. Not a bubble bath, girlies, Wufei is man and many men don't take bubble baths, they take baths hot and that's it. And only then they take the bath because a hot tub is unavailable.
Wufei grunted, like any man would, and leaned against the tree trunk. He thought to himself that he needed to get up and head for the safe house, but his leg was killing him and he really was tired, slowly his eyes dropped closed.
'Yes,' He thought, 'I'm going to die here in the forest and not in battle like a warrior.'
What felt like several minutes later, he was awakened by a blinding light. And no, that's not the light at the end of the tunnel. I will not have death today. Anywho, our grumpy Wufei slapped the light away.
"Hello to you too." The soothing voice of Trowa said.
Wufei opened his eyes. "Where am I?"
"At the safe house. Quatre happened to come in after you and found you in the forest. He almost missed you."
"I see."
"You've lost a lot of blood, but Duo was a match so he donated some for you. He figures you'd tried to split him in have with your katana but he wasn't going to let you die. And Heero sent a message to Master O, informing him of your situation."
"I see."
"I'm ordering you to stay in bed. Now sleep." With that Trowa left.
Grumpy Wufei was even grumpier than he had been. He didn't like having other people taking care of him. On the other hand it made him feel good to know there were people out in the cold heartless world that were willing to take care of him. Grumpy Wufei closed his eyes and feel back asleep to later awake grumpy no more.
OWARI
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