Author: PlaidDragon
Pairings: 1x2
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Dialogue fic, humor
Disclaimer: I don't own GW.
This is a combination of influences - Sunhawk here... (just look around; you'll find many wonderful dialogue fics) and I Haz A Hotdog... Between those, I was moved to fic. ^___^ Lame-ass dialogue fic to follow.
Happy Memorial Day! Remember the reason for the holiday. ^_~
Tranquility
"Here, Duo."
"Thanks, Heero. I always forget how salty the smoked almonds are."
"Yeah. Me too. What are you looking at?"
"Where's Wufei?"
"He's in the kitchen, helping Sally. Why?"
"There's no view of the sand garden from the kitchen, is there?"
"I don't believe so. You would have to step out on the deck to see it, I think. Again, why?"
"He's gotten really into that bonsai hobby, hasn't he?"
"Well... Yes. He says it's very relaxing."
"Really. Huh. Growing miniature trees..."
"And constructing the landscapes and scenery around them. It's an art form in Asia."
"Wufei's an artistic guy."
"I suppose. Duo, what is this all about?"
"He's relaxed quite a bit since getting married, buying a nice house in the suburbs, getting a start on the 2.3 kids and the cat and the dog..."
"I guess... He hasn't made a trainee cry in over six months."
"And he's excited over becoming a father."
"In his own Wufei-way; yes."
"Communes with the cat."
"He does claim that the thing talks."
"Yeah, it does. Kinda. And he's proud of obedience-training the dog himself..."
"Yes. He's been very pleased with the dog."
"Hm... So, he's madly in love with Sally - in his own Wufei-way - he's excited about the baby, happy with the house, content with the cat and proud of the dog. And becoming more sociable at work."
"Absolutely. Now, what is all this about? What are you looking at?"
"Oh, just watching Wufei's $1800, pure-bred, obedience-trained dog tree the cat, snatch a bird in mid-flight and devour it - feathers and all - and finish up with a salad of Wufei's bonsai while destroying the sand garden...."
"Oh. My. Fucking. SAP!"
"Yeah. You hide his weapon; I'll get the tranqs."
OWARI
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