Author: PlaidDragon
Pairings: 1+2
Warnings: Shounen ai, bad joke
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing and its original characters do not belong to me.
Knock-Knock
"Knock-knock."
"Hn."
"Knock-knock."
"Yes?"
"Knock-knock."
"What do you want?!"
"It's a joke, Heero."
"I don't get it."
"You're supposed to say 'Who's there?' after I say 'Knock-knock'."
"I already know it's you."
"No, Heero, it's part of the joke."
"Duo, I'm really busy here."
"C'mon, Heero. Please? Just play along. It'll only take a minute."
"All right..."
"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Yagunna."
"What?"
"No, you're supposed to say 'Yagunna who?'"
"Why?"
"It's part of the joke!"
"Duo..."
"Please, Heero... Pretty please..?"
"Don't moon at me that way."
"Heero, I swear..!"
"All right! Just get it over with!"
"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Yagunna."
"Yagunna who."
"Yagunna kiss me or not!"
"Hn."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"That's the joke! Don't you get it!"
"That wasn't funny. It was stupid."
"Aw, Heero... Knock-knock jokes are supposed to be stupid."
"Why?"
"Well... I don't know; they just are!"
"That was all of it?"
"Um... Yeah..."
"I have work to do."
"But don't you get it? 'Yagunna kiss me or not?'"
"I heard you."
"Well?"
"Hn."
"...."
"What..?"
"I said, I just had an attack of cute. I thought it might make you laugh."
"Duo, you don't have to be cute for me. I like you the way you are."
"Well, dammit, are yagunna kiss me or not?!"
"Oh. Ah! I get it now."
"'Bout damn time..."
OWARI
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