yanagi_wa: Goku and Duo annoying the hell out of Heero and Sanzo- AU
Halloween Drabble 27
"Meeting for coffee was a bad idea." Heero sighed and rubbed his forehead.
"No fucking kidding." Sanzo took a sip of his coffee and frowned as he watched the two men at the counter argue over the best flavor of cookie. "We should've remembered the pizza incident."
Heero groaned. "I still can't eat pepperoni."
"I haven't let Goku get a pizza since." Sanzo sipped his coffee again.
"Lucky man. Duo orders it before I get home."
"Have a cookie Heero?" A bright orange pumpkin appeared under his nose.
"Thank you," Heero took the cookie and tugged on his lover's braid. "Sit down."
Duo sat, stealing Heero's cup in the process and took a sip of coffee. He grinned at his cousin. "Goku's coming right back. He found the perfect cookie for you!"
"Oh joy." Sanzo rolled his eyes as Heero stole his cup back.
"You know, I used to think you were a right bastard, but you can't be all bad if you got someone like Goku. I asked him what he saw in you, cause I can't figure it out."
"I'm glad you can't," Sanzo retorted and Duo grinned.
"Ah, it's the same thing I see in Heero. Apparently you're spectacular in bed."
Heero choked on his coffee.
Goku landed in his seat at that moment and put a witch-shaped cookie in front of Sanzo.
"Here you go!" He laughed as Sanzo picked it up.
"This is the perfect cookie for me?"
Goku nodded. "Of course! It has a broomstick! And you know-"
Sanzo slapped the back of Goku's head and exchanged a glance with Heero.
"Ow!" Goku frowned at Sanzo. "You know most guys would want me to brag."
"Since when have I been most guys?"
"Never," Duo interjected. "In fact most of the family isn't sure you really are one."
"Duo!" Heero tried but Goku grinned.
"Oh he is. When's your next family dinner? I'll make sure..."
"No." Sanzo said firmly. "You will not. We're not going."
"But the last one was fun!"
"No. Grandmother still laughs every time she sees me." He shot Heero a look.
Heero glanced at his watch. "Oh! Look at the time! We'd better get going."
Duo frowned at him. "Why?"
"Because," Heero got to his feet, pulling Duo with him. "We have uh... stuff to do, remember?"
"Sheesh Heero," Duo rolled his eyes. "We did it right before we left. Can't you wait an hour?" He smiled at Sanzo. "Guess we'll see you next week?"
"Sure!" Goku piped up. "We can meet for pizza again!"
OWARI
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