Author: Merula

Pairings: 1x2x1

Rating: R

Warnings: Yaoi, Crossdressing

Disclaimer: Gundam Wing is not mine.

rochan01 asked for a sequel to this fic: Deals With Wolves. This is the next year's party.

Deals With Rabbits

Duo looked at his reflection in the mirror and groaned. "This is revenge for last year, isn't it?" He asked and he heard his lover chuckle.

"Indeed it is." Heero appeared beside him, smiling. "Though you really do this better than I did."

"Ha ha." Duo flipped his hair over his shoulder and stuck his tongue out. "I should've known you had something devious in mind when you made that bet with me."

"Yes," Heero agreed, his hand brushing Duo's blue skirt, tugging at his apron. "You really should have."

"My hair is the wrong color for Alice."

Heero smiled. "We could dye it- we have time."

Duo backed away from him. "Oh no. No no no."

Heero caught his apron string and pulled him close. "You said you'd wear anything I wanted."

"Wear. I didn't agree to change hair colors. I said I'd wear anything you wanted." Duo felt Heero's gloved hand sneak under his skirt and bit back a groan. "I thought you'd want Sherlock Holmes or..." Heero's hand was distracting him. "Or... that other guy.... The masked one...Oh! If you keep doing that we're not going to the party."

"Just getting you ready for the next piece of the costume." Heero slipped his hand out from under the skirt and picked something up off the dresser. Duo's eyes widened.

"You aren't..."

"You said you'd wear anything."

He had, but- "That's not... I can't..."

"It won't show under the skirt." Heero's arm slipped around Duo's waist, steadying him as his fingers slid the ring into place.

"Oh-" was all Duo could manage at the moment. Heero smiled and picked something else up off the dresser.

"This too. Just in case you decide to follow a rabbit off someplace." Duo, still dazed, obediently leaned against the mirror as Heero flipped his skirt up.

"How long have you been planning this?" He gasped out as Heero arranged things to his satisfaction.

"Since last year." Heero smiled and released him. "You think you have it bad- wait til you see Quatre." He picked up his ears and looked at his pocket watch. "Ready to go?"

~*~

Duo had to admit, Quatre had it much worse. He had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing.

"Shut up Alice," said Quatre in greeting.

"Whatever you say Goldilocks." Duo looked at the bear beside Quatre and grinned. "Hello Trowa. Enjoying your last night on earth?"

"Very much." Trowa sounded amused. "May I say that you make a lovely Alice? I like the bow." Duo made a face at him. "Ah, go find Wufei and Zechs. You'll feel a lot better about yourself."

"Why does Wufei have a bad costume and not Sally?"

"When does Sally lose?" Quatre countered.

"Good point."

The party was crowded. Duo left Heero talking to Trowa and Quatre and decided to squeeze his way to the bar. After the fourth hand brushed his ass, he decided to simply find a waiter instead. Quatre wouldn't like it if he started breaking people's fingers.

He moved around the gardens, searching for Heero who wasn't where he'd left him. It was bad enough last year having a lover who looked good enough to eat wandering around, Duo thought. It was worse this year having one who knew how good he looked in that suit, even with the ears, and had deliberately made sure that Duo would be needing to...

"Aren't you looking lovely tonight Maxwell." Duo turned, took one look at the vision behind him and whooped with laughter.

"Not as lovely as you are Zechs. Pink is really your color. Who are you supposed to be? Snow White?"

Zechs rolled his eyes. "Hardly. I'm Sleeping Beauty."

"Noin's idea?"

"Of course."

"Did you lose a bet too?"

Zechs shook his head. "I wish. Lucrezia can be very... persuasive when she wants to be."

Duo took in the whole effect again and nodded. "She really must be."

"If you're looking for your White Rabbit I saw him wander into the maze a bit ago."

~*~

Sure enough, Heero was sitting in the small hidden nook they had used last year. He looked up as Duo slipped past the trees. "Tea?" He asked and lifted a glass.

Duo took it with a smile. "Did you see Zechs' costume?"

Heero shook his head and laughed. "No, but I saw Wufei's. I really think Sally likes to pick things with as little material as possible." He reached out and pulled Duo onto his lap. "Mind joining me for a bit?"

"Not at all." Duo wiggled a little and hoped Heero got the message. He wasn't truly uncomfortable, but it would be so much better if Heero would just...

"Mm," Duo said as Heero's hand slid under his skirt again. "I really like the gloves."

"I can tell." Heero chuckled. "I'm beginning to see why you liked the skirt so much last year. Easy access," his mouth brushed Duo's neck, "very easy..."

"Mmm," said Duo again. "Keep that up and we won't make the costume judging."

Duo found himself tossed down on the soft grass a moment later, his skirts puddled around his thighs.

"I don't mind being late," said his lover.

OWARI

 

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