Author: hostilecrayon
Pairing: 1+2+1 mentioned, Wufei speaking
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing is not mine.
For keire_ke's request: Can I have Gundam Wing and someone reflecting on what an absolutely uncute couple Heero and Duo make? I'd love for it to be Wufei, but anyone will do.
Not Cute
You know, I'm getting a little sick of everyone fawning over Yuy and Maxwell's relationship and telling them how absolutely adorable they look together. I can understand the women going wild over the thought of two men together, but Winner and Barton? Winner I could believe. But Barton as well?
They are quite obviously not cute. As a matter of fact, if I were them, I'd be offended. They're men for crying out loud. Maxwell can belch the alphabet and makes a point to do it in any restaurant we go to. His hands are constantly caked with grease from building that car in the garage. Yuy is quiet, he glares a lot, and he has absolutely no shame. I've seen the boy strip more times than I'd care to count, and not many of those were necessary. Hasn't he ever heard of changing in the bathroom?
Seriously, what about this behavior is cute? They bicker constantly about the smallest things, and Winner just breaks down into fits of laughter. I just don't understand it.
All I know is that if any of them try to say Sally and I are cute together, they'll be sorry.
OWARI
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