Disregarding the Rules Part 3
The taste of shit lingered in Heero's dry mouth as his eyes flickered open and shut again and again. He groaned and pushed his body to the side, burying his face deep into the pillow trying to block the sunlight from his face.
"Here."
He opened an eye to see his friend leaning over him with a smile on his face.
"Drink this." He handed Heero a glass of water and the boy slowly took a sip, pulling a face at Quatre's cheerfulness.
"What happened last night?"
"You got drunk, and told Duo you thought he was pretty."
Heero groaned and sipped at the water carefully. Quatre watched him with a grin.
"You'll be late for school you know."
"Crap." He muttered pushing his tired body into a sitting position and swallowed as much of the water as he could.
Quatre giggled and stood up to leave the room.
"You have to admit though, last night was fun."
"Hn."
"And Trowa is damn hot."
Heero ignored his friend.
"And Duo is gorgeous."
Heero turned to glare at his friend but Quatre was already gone and the door was closing behind him.
* * *
"So? Did you get any last night from sweet young Quatre?" Duo asked from his position curled up against Trowa's front. The boy behind him grunted in reply. "I bet you did. I bet that... don't worry Trowa, I'm not gonna say anything more on the subject."
Trowa's arm was curled around Duo's waist and his nose was buried deep in Duo's soft wavy hair.
"He didn't need to get some from Quatre. He could get some from you." Came Solo's voice from where he was laying on the floor of Trowa's bedroom with Wufei sprawled out all over him.
Duo felt Trowa's chest shake as the boy tried to hold his laughter back.
"I don't do that sort of thing." Duo squeaked indignity.
"Yeah, right."
"You, my brother, are the slut of the family. I am a pure virgin in every way possible."
Solo burst out into laughter, disturbing his lover who groaned.
"Asshole."
"Love you too Wu-bear!"
"Duo, what's the time?"
Duo reached to the bed stand where his mobile was and blinked at the lit-up screen.
"8:15, we're late for school."
Wufei sat up. "Then we better get going."
Duo's fake snore answered him.
"Maxwell."
"I don't wanna!"
"Baby."
"Mesa sleeping here, why don't you just go to hell and leave me be?"
Trowa sat up and pushed his best friend from the bed.
"Ouch!" Duo rubbed his butt trying to numb the pain. "That was uncalled for."
"Only way to get you out of bed." Trowa apologised, stepping over the two brothers that were now spread out over his bedroom floor.
Wufei rolled his eyes at the unmoving figures. "Who's throwing the water over them this time?"
* * *
Heero and Quatre arrived at school with just seconds to go and earned themselves a disapproving look from Mr Bloom.
"Just in time boys."
They hurried to the back where Heero collapsed into the chair.
"Quatre, the room is spinning."
"That'll teach you not to get drunk in future."
Heero glared at his friend and prayed for the energy to make it through the day.
* * *
As the bell rang to signal the beginning of the school day, Duo, Trowa and Wufei were still in Trowa's bedroom dressing while Solo laid dead to the world snoring as loudly as he could.
"Can't I stuff a sock in his mouth?"
"No."
"It'll shut him up."
"What will shut you up?"
"A sausage."
"Heero's sausage."
"Hey, he was cute."
"So?"
"And horny." Duo winked as he pulled one of Trowa's baggy t-shirts one. It was made due to the fact Trowa was a size bigger than he was, and taller too.
"Maxwell."
"So not my fault that he wanted me." Duo chuckled.
Wufei rolled his eyes, giving up on Duo, as he pulled on his sweater.
"Ready?" Trowa asked, grabbing his bag from where it had fallen the night before.
"As I'll ever be." Duo grumbled, making sure he kicked Solo as he walked passed. Sold didn't even stir.
"Come on Maxwell, hurry up."
Duo skipped behind the two of his friends as they strolled from the house and began the 20-minute walk to the school.
"Wonder when I'll see him again."
"I'm seeing Quatre tomorrow."
Duo smirked. "So what did happen last night with Quatre?"
"That, Duo, is none of your business."
"Spoilsport!" Duo grumbled. "I heard about you and Solo, Wu-man. In the bathroom, that is so yurky!"
"Yurky? When will you grow up Maxwell? You are such an idiot."
Duo and Trowa shared a secret smile.
Duo wasn't the idiot he made himself out to be. He was one of the smartest kids in the school. There was nothing idiotic about Duo, it was just the way he liked to act.
"Hey, Wuffles, what's 1+2x3+4x5+2x2x1x3+2+5x4+1?(1)"
Wufei blinked. "What sort of a stupid question is that?"
"1637." Duo winked. "Bet cha didn't know that!"
"How the hell do you of all people know that?" Wufei asked.
"Duo has a thing for numbers. He can do almost any sum in his head." Trowa explained. Wufei was only in Duo's class for Sport.
"Am I still an idiot Wufei?" Duo asked proudly.
"Yes."
Trowa gave a silent laugh as he watched his two friends fight.
Trowa had met Duo six years back when Duo had first arrived at Cringleford Middle. Trowa had been given the job to show the youth around and from that day the two of them had just been friends. It was an unlikely friendship. Duo was the opposite to Trowa in almost everyway but as Duo said for himself, his amount of talking made up for Trowa's lack of words. It was all a balancing act.
* * *
"Hel~lo Heero!"
For the 100th time that day Heero found himself groaning and hugging his aching head.
Relena sat down next to him and smiled brightly.
"Did you have a good night?"
"Hn."
"I was thinking about Friday, and I want to go to the movies before dinner. There must be something on that you want to see."
Heero began to massage his skull in hopes that it would ease the pounding.
"And we can sit in the back row and if it's scary then..." Relena blushed red, "... maybe I can jump into your arms. You will protect me wont you Heero? Coz if you didn't then what sort of a gentleman would you be? Not a very good one in my opinion and you really must understand that I need you to be a lovely perfect gentleman so that everyone is..."
Once again Heero groaned... it was going be one hell of a long double period.
* * *
"You boys are late."
"Sorry miss."
"Overslept."
"It was their fault."
"Wufei!"
"Was the party good?" The teacher sighed. There was no point in trying to punish them. At least they had come in, unlike some of her students who thought that if they were late they might as well take the day off. And they did have the decency to blush and look ashamed at them being late.
"It was ok." Duo admitted.
"You should have washed before you came in, Mr Maxwell, you stink of smoke. At least you have Sport first and you get the chance to wash after that." The head teacher sighed. "Go on, get out of my sight."
The boys turned and hurried away.
Their Sport Teacher was not happy from them being late.
"If you three were not my best players then I would have you chucked off the team! You will stay an hour after practice tonight to make up for the time you have lost this morning."
Duo sighed and chewed his lip in annoyance, suddenly craving a joint.
"And Mr Maxwell, you will try and give up smoking before you kill yourself."
Duo pulled a face at the teacher as he turned away.
"Fucker." He hissed.
"Two hours Maxwell." The teacher snapped without looking back. Duo shrugged and decided if that was how the teacher wanted to be then let him be like that.
"Yes sir. I'll be here then. I'm off to have a shower and some food."
The teacher turned round to protest but the three students who he had just been talking to had already disappeared.
* * *
Quatre and Heero sat side by side on the sofa in Heero's room watching Pirates of the Caribbean (2), neither of them making a noise as they enjoyed the film.
"So, what did you think of Duo?" Quatre suddenly asked as Johnny Depp ripped off his top layers of clothing and jumped into the sea (3).
"He's rude."
Quatre shook his head at Heero.
"You are hopeless."
"Hn!"
"You don't go for Relena, but you don't go for Duo. Who do you like?"
"I don't need to like anyone."
"Oh but Heero, you haven't lived until you have tasted someone's sweet lips or smelt their scent first thing in the morning. Or laid beside the one you love while he holds you tightly and whispers sweet nothings in your ear."
Heero just ignored him.
"You look so cross. Especially since we are taking Relena to the cinema because of you and you being unable to say no!"
"That is all your fault."
"Yes, but I know a way to save our butts."
Heero turned. "What?"
"Let's invite Duo and Trowa... of course, my plan only works if you actually like Duo in that way."
"I told you before, Duo is not my type."
"He was last night at the party."
Heero made a big deal over filling his drink up and ignored Quatre.
"If you say so. But you know what I think?"
There was silence.
"I think alcohol helps to relax you and frees you mind and shows you want you truly want."
"Quatre, you think you are in love, everything to you is like that right now."
"You are no romantic."
"I'm no fiend."
"You are no friend."
"I am truly happy for you."
"You say it like a phrase, you do not sound like you mean it."
"Quatre..."
"I know, I know."
Heero tutted but turned his attention back to the movie.
"But I think you like Duo."
"Quatre."
"But you are scared to admit it."
"Quatre."
"That's just my view though."
"I'm warning you."
"Of course you could just be... EK!!!"
Quatre went toppling backwards as the cushion hit him square in the chest and he giggled from where he was laying with his back on the floor.
"That was evil Master Yuy!" He scolded.
Heero just smirked and continued to watch the movie from the sofa, leaving Quatre on the floor.
* * *
Later that night, after Quatre had disappeared off home, Heero found himself sitting on his computer, researching for his history project, when he was sent a message from Quatre.
Sandrock4Heavyarms invites you into the chatroom 3412.
Accept?
Wing02 has entered the chat
Sandrock4Heavyarms: Yay, Heero's here
Heavyarms4Sandrock: as long as you are happy little one
Shinigami_007: You guys make me wanna be sick
Sandrock4Heavyarms: jealous?
Shinigami_007: no, just wanna kill u both, sickening
Wing02: who's he?
Shinigami_007: I'm so upset that u don't remember me hee-chan
Sandrock4Heavyarms: Trowa and Duo
Shinigami_007: how pissed were u heero?
Wing02: not enough
Sandrock4Heavyarms: he couldn't recall what he had done last nite
Shinigami_007: ROFLMAO
Heavyarms4Sandrock: *rolls eyes @ duo* baka
Shinigami_007: unbelievable even in chatrooms u still don't talk!!!
Heavyarms4Sandrock: I like begin silent
Heavyarms4Sandrock: it means when I do talk I actually say something worth saying!
Shinigami_007: that's what u think
Wing02: what did u 2 do all day?
Heavyarms4Sandrock: duo's mouth got him into 2 hours of detention
Shinigami_007: not my fault the teacher is an ass!
Heavyarms4Sandrock: u didn't hve 2 call him a donkey's backside to his face
Shinigami_007: he was jealous
Wing02: of what?
Shinigami_007: he's old and smelly, I'm young and pretty
Heavyarms4Sandrock: and u say u r not vain
Sandrock4Heavyarms: r u coming on Friday then?
Shinigami_007: sure
Shinigami_007: I don't mind messing wiv a few bitches
Wing02: Relena is a handful
Shinigami_007: so am I ^_~
Heavyarms4Sandrock: Duo!
Shinigami_007: don't blame me
Sandrock4Heavyarms: who else should we blame?
Shinigami_007: Trowa
Heavyarms4Sandrock: I'm innocent
Shinigami_007: so am i
Dragon has entered the room
Shinigami_007: who invited u?
Dragon: So friendly Duo.
Sandrock4Heavyarms: who is it?
Dragon: Chang Wufei, u r?
Shinigami_007: Trowa's sweet little one and his friend "dessert"
Wing02: I am here u no
Shinigami_007: *looks around* I can't c ur cute butt anywhere
Heavyarms4Sandrock: u r hopeless Maxwell
Shinigami_007: u gotta love me
Wing02: no we don't
Shinigami_007: *v*
Shinigami_007: my parents r away this weekend guys so it's party @ mine!!!
Heavyarms4Sandrock: ur parents trust u enough? Wiv all that expensive china?
Dragon: I think they wood worry more about duo breaking it, than us
Sandrock4Heavyarms: where u live duo?
Dragon: I have hmw and better things 2 do. Talk l8r
Shinigami_007: wu's got a stick up his ass again
Dragon: no it's ur brother's cock
Shinigami_007: GROSS!!!! I don't wanna no bout my bros sex life thank u very much
Dragon: goodbye
Heavyarms4Sandrock: I have to go too.
Heavyarms4Sandrock: I'll c u 2moro little one
Sandrock4Heavyarms: bye bye Trowa
Shinigami_007: laters man
Wing02: bye
Dragon and Heavyarms4Sandrock have left the room
Sandrock4Heavyarms: *yawns* god it's getting late
Shinigami_007: the nite is still young little one,
Shinigami_007: solo's only just gone out
Shinigami_007: Wufei will not be doing hmw
Sandrock4Heavyarms: lol
Sandrock4Heavyarms: I should go 2. can I ad du 2 buddy Duo?
Sandrock4Heavyarms: Can I add u 2 buddy Duo***
Shinigami_007: sure, go ahead
Shinigami_007: u better get a good nite sleep if u r seeing Tro 2moz
Wing02: Good night Quatre
Sandrock4Heavyarms: Bye guys
Sandrock4Heavyarms: xXx
Shinigami_007: bye!
Sandrock4Heavyarms has left the chat
Shinigami_007: it's just u and me now
Wing02: I should go
Shinigami_007: u always run away?
Wing02: what do u mean by that?
Shinigami_007: just a question
Shinigami_007: were u ok this morning? U drunk a lot
Wing02: I survived
Shinigami_007: lol
Shinigami_007: so u coming 2 the next 1?
Wing02: if Quatre goes
Shinigami_007: Saturday, my house, u can spend the nite there too
Wing02: I think I would prefer 2 go home
Shinigami_007: I wont do anything, I have enough space so that u could stay in the other end of the house 2 me if u don't trust me
Shinigami_007: but after last nite though, maybe it is urself that u don't trust
Wing02: where do u live again?
Shinigami_007: Christchurch
Wing02: isn't that in North Cringleford?
Shinigami_007: So?
Wing02: but u go 2 Cringleford High?
Shinigami_007: so?
Wing02: Close or Road?
Shinigami_007: *smirks* Close
Wing02: that's just round the corner 4m my house
Shinigami_007: u sound surprised
Shinigami_007: I'm not what I seem
Shinigami_007 has left the chat
Heero pulled a face at the last sentence and snarled annoyed at the screen. What was this guy's problem? He turned his computer off and dressed for bed before slipping under the covers and snuggling against the pillow.
Duo was a jerk, he decided as he shut his eyes and tried to sleep. Just a big stupid jerk!!!
TBC...
(1) Now this pairing would make one hell of an interesting fic!!! Anyone up to writing it for me? ^_~
(2) I love this movie
(3) Especially parts like these one!!!
Well, how do you like? Please keep reviewing and thank you all for reviewing so far!!!!! Bye ~Shinigami195~
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